Eat to the Beat

Some people have energy drinks, but those people are suckers. I now have energy soap.

Tomorrow morning I will be in the shower working up a lather and simultaneously shotgunning a Red Bull and yelling “EXTREEEEEEEME!” I’ll be moving so fast when I leave the house most people won’t even be able to see me.

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